Once upon a time, in a home not far from yours, in a charming suburb called “Bullshit”, there lived a beautifully perfect Mother who had the most perfect child, in the most perfectly cleaned and vacuumed home, living the most perfect life of 8 hours uninterrupted sleep, 2 hours exercise and self grooming which includes armpit waxing and hair plucking, 6 hours of expert child rearing and flash cards/hot housing, 4 hours of housework, 3 hours of running a business empire from home and an hour of unbridled sex…..

This post was taken down for a VERY EXCITING reason! Watch this space….

 

 

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